How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
When do astronauts eat?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What day is your mom always right?