Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?