What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?