How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?