Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
It's pretty knit.
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What are baby potatoes called?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?