Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How are teens like cats?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?