Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why was the cat so small?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?