Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do naked fish play with?
How long will dinner be?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which singer could always break a five?
Where does laundry go to college?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the bee sad?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How are teens like cats?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are cars magic?