Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig thief?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?