How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a sleeping bull?