Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What car can't keep a secret?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?