What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?