What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?