What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What fish sings the best?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?