What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do insects learn at school?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?