Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?