Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What game do cows play at parties?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?