What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?