What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What animal floats best?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?