Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
A Wii!
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?