Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
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What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?