What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What do you call the dog magician?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?