Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did one plate say to the other?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?