Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
When do cows get tired?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?