Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a household of counselors?