What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?