Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the foal cough?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?