Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What game do mice love to play?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How long will dinner be?
What does winter fat turn into?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?