What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
A rad-ish.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why is furniture so generous?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are billionaires such good parents?