How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How does dinner smell?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?