What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?