How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why are stones so good at music?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did summer say to spring?
Where can you always get cheap gas?