How do you get rid of a killer bee?
With a bee-bee gun.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are baseball games at night?