Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?