Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
When do astronauts eat?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?