Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?