What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Hoop earrings.
Where do termites go camping?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How is cat food sold?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?