When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?