People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How do horses navigate at night?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which computer won the talent show?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?