Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?