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They need a good batter!
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?