Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?