Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
What building always gets stains on it?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are frogs always happy?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What school subject really rocks?
What is another name for a cow?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a tornado's favorite game?