What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?