What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
If you need help building an ark...
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do cows say on NYE?