What money do cats use to go shopping?
Kitty cash!
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the opposite of irony?