Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How is cat food sold?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why are fish such good architects?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a henway?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the elk have great hair?