What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call octopus twins?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which animal will never go bald?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?