What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do surfers go to school?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?