Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do rhinos charge?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?